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No hits yet so far this year, in terms of films released on or after Jan 1.

May not have any money makers until (potentially) SCREAM 7 which is coming in late February.
 
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Crime 101 starring Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo and Halle Berry made 15 M this weekend but it cost 90 M plus to make.
 
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The sci-fi film MERCY starring Chris Pratt which opened in late January is another failure. Hasn't even made back its 60 M budget worldwide. It has grossed less than 25 M domestically.
 
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It's a pretty tall order for Pratt to be convincing as anything other than a dummy.
He should be sticking to roles like Star-Lord and Andy Dwyer from "Parks & Rec".
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No hits yet so far this year, in terms of films released on or after Jan 1.

May not have any money makers until (potentially) SCREAM 7 which is coming in late February.


"Send Help" from Sam Raimi has already made a nice profit before streaming and all that. I saw it and it was pretty good.

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The sci-fi film MERCY starring Chris Pratt which opened in late January is another failure. Hasn't even made back its 60 M budget worldwide. It has grossed less than 25 M domestically.

I haven't seen a lick of promotion for this film. Apparently it's already been release and this is the first I'm hearing of it. Hard to sell tickets to a film nobody knows about.
 
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There is another sci-fi film coming up in March starring Ryan Gosling called PROJECT HAIL MARY.

I can guarantee that the movie won't be a hit. They need a better title. That doesn't sound like an adventure in space, at all...
 
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Despite poor reviews, Scream 7 opened to 64 M domestically which is terrific for a horror film. Worldwide it made 97 M.
 
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Despite poor reviews, Scream 7 opened to 64 M domestically which is terrific for a horror film. Worldwide it made 97 M.


I saw that box office number and couldn't believe it. The reviews were absolutely horrible, without exception, and it smashes the franchise record.

However, there are reasons for it. "Scream" is a known title. Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and even Matthew Lillard are back. There is no other good competition at the box office this weekend. Many areas on the East Coast have had terrible weather for weeks and people have been shut inside. Horror movies always have an audience and a guy with a big knife doesn't cost the studio 200M.

Finally, not all movies need to be profound or even coherent. If the audience thinks they are entertained, then they are. Big Grin
 
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So here comes "The Bride" this weekend and I'm thinking that "Scream 7" will either stay on top or probably be beaten by Pixar's "Hoppers", since I couldn't even get passed the Bride's reviews. Not all bad, a couple terrible, but the description alone makes me see why it's another notch in Christian Bale's repertory of unwatchable films.

"The Bride" is called a "scrappy punk feminist tragicomedy" in Variety and "one of the absolute worst movies I have had the displeasure of watching in this job" in The New York Post. It's also been called "a Bonnie and Clyde-esque take on a Universal Monsters movie" in Total Film. Not surprising as it was written and directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal, who has never been shy about her opinions.

Having perused the plot, and knowing Bale's taste in jobs, I tend to agree with the New York Post without wasting my time or money. How is it that someone did not learn from "Joker: Folie a Deux". There is no audience for these types of mixed-up concoctions except for the "brave artists" who make them. Why does anyone keep funding them when they are too niche to be popular entertainment?

Perhaps this is why unpretentious, by the numbers, slasher movies can still look good in comparison. Big Grin We will see what the box office says.
 
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They are predicting that The Bride is going to bomb this weekend. Cost at least 90 M to make and it may gross 10-15 M.

Who greenlights these types of films? How can you spend so much money making a movie that clearly has limited appeal ? And then when it fails, people are "shocked."
 
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How can you spend so much money making a movie that clearly has limited appeal ?


Because (as has been proven time and time again) in Hollywood, "nobody knows anything."
 
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They are predicting that The Bride is going to bomb this weekend.


It already did, way back in 1985 when "The Bride" starring Sting, Jennifer Beals, Clancy Brown and David Rappaport lost a small fortune for the time. With all this talk of a feminist Bride of Frankenstein, how come nobody remembers the original idea in the original movie? Big Grin

"The Bride" from 1985 was not a good film, mainly because neither Sting or Beals could act and they were onscreen a lot. However, the secondary story with Brown as The Monster and Rappaport as his tragic friend was straight out of "Mice and Men" and keeps it interesting. Not to spoil it, but this story even has a happy ending. You can still find it somewhere, I'm sure.

So Gyllenhaal can't claim dibs on the idea, not even on the title, and I don't know why it hasn't been mentioned among all this groundbreaking punk feminist talk.
 
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I'm going to go see it since I like just about every actor in it. I think they're trying get some more of what they got with Gerwig's "Barbie", a story that resonated certainly in part because of its Progressive ideas.

Emerald Fennell is working well in that space with "Wuthering Heights" having just crossed 200 million in international grosses, coming on the heels of her earlier films "Promising Young Woman" and "Saltburn", both critically acclaimed, but with each having topped out at only 20 million in final grosses.

Maybe Jessie Buckley's imminent Academy Award win for "Hamnet" will draw some extra eyes to "The Bride". She is a fantastic actress, and was nominated for an Oscar for Gyllenhaal's previous film (and directorial debut), "The Lost Daughter", so there is some pedigree there, although that movie made ZERO in American theaters since it didn't even get a domestic theatrical release during the Covid era. In those terms, the returns for "The Bride" will literally be infinitely better than they were for Maggie's first film, no matter what they are.

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The Bride made only 7.6 M this weekend in North America, about half of what they expected. Only 13 M worldwide. Horrible
 
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Haha, maybe they should've tried "The Bride of Barbie" instead.

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