Non-Sport Update's Card Talk
Killer ants
December 01, 2003, 05:55 PM
JessicaKiller ants
So, I guess no moraccas huh?

Jessica
December 01, 2003, 05:55 PM
JessicaYea! 23 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Long Live the Ants!!!!

Jessica
December 01, 2003, 06:34 PM
Barbara Cquote:
Originally posted by Jessica:
So, I guess no moraccas huh?

Jessica
Sure, moraccas would work.

December 02, 2003, 01:10 PM
Dobby The House ElfVive le fourmi!
December 02, 2003, 03:41 PM
WendiYou know, I got pulled up on stage once and the band made me play the moraccas, I didn't know what the hell i was doing.
December 02, 2003, 04:55 PM
Don NortonWendi, you had to play the morraccas, think about the poor guy that got pulled on stage and had to play the grand piano...
Okay, the Killer ant thread has now spanned 6 months and 23 pages. YOU GUYS ARE WHACKED!
I am so proud to be associated with all you Killer ant posters. (sniff).
December 02, 2003, 04:58 PM
wolfieYou can say that again.

December 02, 2003, 05:16 PM
DOUBLEooSEVENquote:
Originally posted by Wendi:
You know, I got pulled up on stage once and the band made me play the moraccas, I didn't know what the hell i was doing.
What is a moraccas.

Sounds dangerous.

'' Devoted Aluminum member '' who should probably be doing school work at this very moment.
December 03, 2003, 08:45 AM
WendiSorry, spelled wrong, should be maraca...
: a rattle usually made from a gourd that is used as a percussion instrument
I was shaking and shaking but I am sure I wasn't anywhere near the beat of the actual song they were singing.

December 03, 2003, 03:28 PM
Kesmitquote:
Originally posted by DOUBLEooSEVEN:
What is a moraccas.
Sounds dangerous.
They are very dangerous indeed.....when in the hands of a killer ant,in fact in 1987 a law was passed prohibiting killer ants from carrying consealed moraccas in public with a mandatory 3 years hard labour as punishment if caught breaking said law.
This law applies all over the world....apart from Texas

Kevin
Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!
December 03, 2003, 03:31 PM
Kesmitquote:
Originally posted by Don Norton:
Okay, the Killer ant thread has now spanned 6 months and 23 pages. YOU GUYS ARE WHACKED!
I am so proud to be associated with all you Killer ant posters. (sniff).
It's like a guilty pleasure,you know you shouldn't but you just can't stop yourself

Kevin
Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!
December 03, 2003, 07:33 PM
Barbara Cquote:
Originally posted by Kesmit:
This law applies all over the world....apart from Texas 
That's because Texas has the anteater. (Hmmm... or is that the armadillo? )

December 03, 2003, 07:43 PM
DOUBLEooSEVENquote:
Originally posted by Kesmit:
quote:
Originally posted by DOUBLEooSEVEN:
What is a moraccas.
Sounds dangerous.
They are very dangerous indeed.....when in the hands of a killer ant,in fact in 1987 a law was passed prohibiting killer ants from carrying consealed moraccas in public with a mandatory 3 years hard labour as punishment if caught breaking said law.
This law applies all over the world....apart from Texas 
Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!
I think Ive heard about this law Kesmit. But in Canada we dont have laws yet , so killer ants are all over the place with their silly moraccas. Good thing its cold up here, because we only see ants for a few months each year.

'' Devoted Aluminum member '' who should probably be doing school work at this very moment.
December 04, 2003, 03:04 PM
Kesmitquote:
Originally posted by DOUBLEooSEVEN:
I think Ive heard about this law Kesmit. But in Canada we dont have laws yet , so killer ants are all over the place with their silly moraccas. Good thing its cold up here, because we only see ants for a few months each year. 
'' Devoted Aluminum member '' who should probably be doing school work at this very moment.
This has been said before about the poor killer ant and the effect the cold weather has on them,so I think it's time to address the balance as it's coming upto Christmas.
Everyone with a Nanny/Granny get them to start knitting small wooly jumpers with an extra set of arms - these little fellas deserve a chance to ski and have snowball fights !

Kevin
Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!
December 04, 2003, 06:26 PM
silmapcoBCW
And you thought that this thread would die or morph during the winter.This topic appears to have a life all its own.I agree with Kesmit that we should get a number of people knitting sweaters for the ants so that they may have their fun in the snow.
December 04, 2003, 08:45 PM
MeanderJust happened upon this.......
Killer ants....
20 million ants in one colony.....
siafu ants (driver ants) in africa
Extremely interesting!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not going there anytime soon!!!!!!!
Might have to catch the reshowing on Sat if I remember
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[This message was edited by Meander on December 04, 2003 at 09:01 PM.]
December 05, 2003, 08:37 PM
DOUBLEooSEVENThis has absolutely nothing to do with ants, I was just bored any nobody is around.

I just thought I might bump the ant thread up a few notches.

Man Im bored. Ho Hum

'' Devoted Aluminum member '' who should probably be doing school work at this very moment.
December 05, 2003, 08:59 PM
Barbara CI'll have to watch the rerun on Saturday's Discovery Channel. I'm sure I'll be snowed in.
December 08, 2003, 11:55 PM
silmapcoHere is a cartoon that appeared in the paper today.

Perhaps one of the ways to get rid of Killer Ants
December 09, 2003, 12:09 AM
DOUBLEooSEVENWhy would we ever want to get rid of the poor little killer ants.

'' Devoted Aluminum member '' who should probably be doing school work at this very moment.