I'm on a run. After the snorefest that was The Wolverine, I was looking forward to the next Percy Jackson instalment. The first film treated the existence of Gods as serious subject matter. This time, all we got was a dumbed-down Harry Potter rip-off. I won't give any of the plot (?) away, but safe to say even the title could be done under the trade descriptions act. At the end of the film, I was still waiting for something 'movie making' to happen. If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the best bits.

This has gotten very lukewarm reviews here. I didn't even know they made a second Percy Jackson up until last week.