Hey was wondering if any of you have any jokes to share. I don't know if this thread has been posted in the past or not but i always love hearing a new joke?

The temptation to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a whim away!

Graham -

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Originally posted by Graham:
The temptation to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a whim away!

I must have missed the beginning of the joke. but the punch line seems funny enough.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A woman bought a huge house and once in it, realised it was too big for her to clean. She contacted an agency to get help.
The help arrived.
"I want you to hoover every room, please" said the woman.

After five days, only two rooms had been done. She contacted the agency.

"It's taken her five days to do two rooms. I want her out of here"
"Sorry" said the man from the agency "I forgot to tell you - she's a Slovac"

A woman went to the doctors.
"I'm worried about this, doctor" she said as she pulled up her skirt.
"That looks like a lettuce leaf sticking out of your drawers" said the doctor.
"You're not kidding" said the woman "But that's only the tip of the iceberg"

That's it, I'm going to bed!!!

We were going to see the movie "Constipated", but realized it hadn't come out yet!

My friend and I got thrown out of our local cinema yesterday, just because we were eating our own food instead of buying theirs.

It's a shame, because it's a long time since I had a BBQ.