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So as not to fill Pauls report up with captions here is a new thread.

"What do you expect at a NSU show? Playboy Magazines?"
 
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'Previous attempts at the above resulted in Harris vanishing his own arm'

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Mr Miyagi shows Harris how he used to get the Karate Kid to wax on, wax off. Big Grin

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OR man with hand in pocket feeling cocky all day

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or i know i had a gun this morning

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or my eyes are open you dont have to wave to get my attention

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You keep making those rude hand gestures at me like that and I'll shoot you with my laser eyes.
 
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"You can't be serious!!!"

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The other guy is saying 'Look I can vibrate my hand at super speed like the Flash, and Harris is like 'Oh my God, it really is the Flash!'

Or... the guy is saying 'If Wolfie didn't come over for this show then I'm leaving!'

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Don't look Harris, but I think the guy to your left in the white hat is from the tax commission.

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"No more promos for you!"
 
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"OK, Harris.... take your hands out of your pockets and show me your wristband."
 
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Not a caption but an observation on something I have just noticed.

Is this an Allentown thing as several people seem to have their hands in their pockets.

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This game of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock wasn’t going well for Harris.

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Man: "Hey, buddy. Hello? Hey. Can you help me out. Hey."
Harris: If I pretend to not hear him and look at that binder over there maybe he will go away!
 
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A tragic tale... OMG both these men were attacked by the Walking Dead! And poor Harris lost half his left arm.
By the look on his face, Harris has already turned into a Walker...! Eek
 
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Harris is looking on in disbelief while the guy is saying...
"Is anyone there? I can't find my glasses, has anyone seen my glasses?"

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"Paul has just been here one hour and you already lost him? Shame on you Harris!"
 
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Originally posted by JOHN LEVITT:
Not a caption but an observation on something I have just noticed.

Is this an Allentown thing as several people seem to have their hands in their pockets.

John, I think it's a vain attempt to keep a hold of their money...
Au Res.,
Paul

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