You can't get away that easily. We all know who BCW really is.

Raindeer are not know for there strength so why doesn't Santa use Giant Flying Ants to pull his sleigh???


19 pages now. Does anyone know what the record for longest link is???

Never give up - NEVER surrender

I think they were all on the set of "Bugs life" and "Ants" when that job was listed in the job section!

Now - to honor this thread - a short fiction story with a Halloween theme...

One day a band of so-so musicians went on a backpacking tour of Australia. They were one of those bands whose music you liked, but you were reluctant to admit it. They played a lot of Adam Ant songs and occasionally some U2 standards. The band consisted of Don, Prez, an Englishman named Andrew who prefered to be called BCW, Wendi - the lead singer, and the drummer, named Wolfman.

Midway through their trip across Oz, they decided to pitch their tents close to a small farm. The farmer raised chickens, and the band liked chickens, but the campsite was too close to the railroad tracks, and Wendi hated freight trains, so they decided to hike a few miles down the road and set up camp in a small valley.

Don settled into his sleeping bag for a comfortable night's sleep, but he woke up at sunrise hearing screams of agony coming from the other tents! He suddenly felt excruciating pain in his legs and arms. He looked down and saw hundreds of large red ants, covering him. He began screaming in agony too! Too late, they realized they had set up their camp on a huge nest of Australian Bulldog ants!

From one of the other tents, Don heard the last words of BCW "Damn you Wendi! if you didn't hate freight trains so much, we'd still be back there by the chicken farm!" Then Wolfman shouted " I can't beleive this is still going on!"

They were the last words any of them would ever hear.

The End

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Originally posted by Boldlygone:
Raindeer are not know for there strength so why doesn't Santa use Giant Flying Ants to pull his sleigh???

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Because ants work hard all year round,storing food etc so they don't have to work at Christmas.

Because of this Santa had to use cheap labour in the form of the lower income workforce and Raindeer were best suited to the job as he didn't have to supply them with winter coats for the cold nights.
Also Rudolf had a light in his nose meaning Santa didn't have to pay extra for torches.

Kevin

Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!

LOL. ...ant stories with a Halloween and Christmas theme. Yes, wolfie, this is still going strong.

I REALLY CANT BELIEVE THIS THREAD HAS 19 PAGES LOL

GOOD JOB GUYS


WHAT??! Did everyone Eat their CRAZY flakes This morning? ~XANDER
~~~WILL WORK FOR CARDS~~~

I can no longer respond in this thread as apparently i,ve been eaten.

i'm sure once we hit page 25 the hole message board will fry





"No Amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok."

If I weren't eaten alive by ants, thanks to that damn Wendi, I'd of asked to be the bass guitarist...

Great story Don!



If A Million Monkeys Pounded Away On A Million Typewriters For A Million Years, Would Shakespeare's Work Be Reproduced?

Great story Don

Just as a thougt, I tried to go to
www.ant.com and
www.ants.com
neither is a website, but both have been registered.


http://www.geocities.com/race51fan/

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Originally posted by Dobby The House Elf:
Just as a thougt, I tried to go to
http://www.ant.com and
http://www.ants.com
neither is a website, but both have been registered.

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What about http://www.killerants.com ?

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"In this life there are nothing but possibilities..."


Buffy/Angel collector?
http://www.buffycards.co.uk

HAHAHAHA!!! Love it Don!

Another reason I couldn't have been near that chicken farm, cause I eat so much I wouldn't be able to listen to the slaughtering of the chickens.

However, here is an alternative ending...

Don settled into his sleeping bag for a comfortable night's sleep, but he awoke at midnight to a howling noise. What they hadn't realized before was that it was Halloween eve and at midnight the wolfman would turn into a werewolf. A werewolf that fed off of Australian Bulldog ants. Wolfie, saved the lives of the other band members by eating the ants before they were able to eat them. On Halloween Day, the band played better than ever had for a very large party at the queen's castle!

Side Note: At the party, prezkot was discovered by an agent and later went off on his own to become a super famous bass player!

[This message was edited by Wendi on October 22, 2003 at 02:01 PM.]

Thanks for the alternative, if somewhat happy ending, Wendi.

However, technically I think you would have to have Wolfman change into a were-aardvark.

WWHHOOOO Wolfie saves the day.

Everyone who,s life i saved owes me some cards.


Mercenary or what.

I'd rather stick with the group, and name them after me... what should it be?

The Prezkots?
The New Prezkots?
Matt Prescott and The Killer Ants?
The Matt Prezkot Band?
The Matt Prezkot Group?
The Matt Prezkot Gang?
The Matt Prezkot Project?
The Matt Prezkot Experience?
Weird Matt Prezkot?
Arizona Matt Prescott?
La Prescaro?
The Prescottles?
The Rolling Prezkots?
The Prezkees?
Prezkot Jam?
P.R.E.Z.K.O.T?
PREZZERP?
The Artist Formerly Known As Prezkot?
Creedence Prescott Revival? (CPR for short)
The Prescotteous Brothers?
MC & The Killer Ant Band?
Norton-Prescott Overdrive?
Ol' Dirty Prezkot?
Prezkot Shock Monkey?
Prezrythmics?
Prescott Twenty?
Prezkot 129?
The Prezkothams?
Red Hot Chili Prezkots?
Prescott At Work?
Matt Prescott & Dawn?
Temple Of The Prescott?
Stone Temple Prescott?
Aeroprescott?
Third Eye Prezkot?
Prescott Starship?
Mighty Mighty Prescotts?
Barenaked Prescotts?
Prescott City Rollers?
Prez Prez Dolls?
Pink Prescott?
Prezkot Loaf?
Fine Young Prezkots?
Prezkot's Midnight Runners?
Three Prezkot Night?
Prezkot Eat World?
Peaches & Prescott?
Simple Prezkots?
Prezkot Heads?
Cornelius Prescott & Sister Wendi?
Doctor Prescott & The Killer Ant Show?
Commander Prescott And His Lost Killer Antmen?





If A Million Monkeys Pounded Away On A Million Typewriters For A Million Years, Would Shakespeare's Work Be Reproduced?

How about Queen C and Dr P

Can I be a groupie?

"I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse." ~ Walt Disney

On our way up north to visit my wife's family, we stopped by the KFC to get lunch (Chicken tie in).
We ordered and ate inside the resturant and then left.
Soon after leaving she said, How did you get in here....talking to the ant.
She got it on a piece of paper and it was just a running around...she kept flipping the paper over and over and it kept running and running.
I told her to put it out the window...she said it was murder. I told her it'll probably live but that it'll never find it's family again...she wouldn't do it. Told her to squash it....no go.
She asked what we should name it..and she said I couldn't name it Fred (I name everything that isn't mine Fred...don't ask me where I got that from...just do)
So I said Frant (Fred + Ant=Frant)
It fell off of the paper trying to escape from us humans.....she picked it up on a piece of cellophane....the ant couldn't run that fast on that...YES, the ant is still in the car....I still can't get her to put it out the window!!
I drive a couple more miles watching the ant run around and then I had enough.....I pulled over and let her put the ant out.

One Ant lives on!!!