Killer ants

November 20, 2003, 12:20 PM

Dobby The House Elf

Killer ants

The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two,
The little one stops to tie his shoe
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Who's next??

November 20, 2003, 02:00 PM

Kesmit

quote:
Originally posted by wolfman-golf:
His real name is probably Anthony Mann and he shortened it.

Ahh...that'll be a honey ant then !

Ant honey get it .......I'll get me coat

Kevin

Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!

November 20, 2003, 02:04 PM

Kesmit

Golly we're on page 22

Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!

November 20, 2003, 02:22 PM

wolfie

To celebrate my new position of moderator i am now closing down this thread and no more posts will be allowed.

This thread is now closed.

November 20, 2003, 02:58 PM

barobehere

Hey wolfman! Good try.
Ants will never be stopped!

If I could live off of cheeseburgers, pizza, and mountain dew-I would.

November 20, 2003, 07:36 PM

silmapco

Wolfman.You just can not shut this thread down.Once the ants arrive,you will never see the end of them

November 20, 2003, 07:55 PM

DOUBLEooSEVEN

How does this topic keep surviving?

oh well , if you cant beat em, you may as well join them.

November 21, 2003, 04:32 AM

BCW

quote:
Originally posted by DOUBLEooSEVEN:
How does this topic keep surviving?

Because ants are very hard to kill. And no matter how many times you kill them, they seem to come back...

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November 21, 2003, 06:59 AM

wolfie

Well that worked then.

Time to think of another devious plan.

November 21, 2003, 07:51 AM

Barbara C

I suggest you start an alternate thread - chicken, maybe? No, that's been done.

November 25, 2003, 06:18 PM

BCW

After spending 4 days in Newcastle, I can safey say that unless Killer Ants are impervious to the cold (are they?), they will not have survived up there. Coming back to London today it felt like it was still Summer.

Sorry, this was a blatant attempt at getting the ant conversation going in fear that it might go into hibernation over the winter months.

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November 26, 2003, 02:53 PM

Kesmit

quote:
Originally posted by BCW:
After spending 4 days in Newcastle, I can safey say that unless Killer Ants are impervious to the cold (are they?), they will not have survived up there.

Now you know Killer Ants can live anywhere and through anything.They are survivors.Even wolfman-golf cannot kill them in this thread.

Try to burn them,freeze them,drown them,poison them,ignore them but they live on.

In fact the Energiser Bunny should have been an ant

Kevin

Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!

November 26, 2003, 03:07 PM

Barbara C

quote:
Originally posted by Kesmit:
In fact the Energiser Bunny should have been an ant

Somehow, I can't imagine a killer ant beating a drum.

November 26, 2003, 11:44 PM

Jessica

quote:
Sorry, this was a blatant attempt at getting the ant conversation going in fear that it might go into hibernation over the winter months.

That's so sad.

Just kidding. I love this thread!

Ok, something about ants.... ummmmm - nope I've got nothing - sorry BCW.

Jessica

November 27, 2003, 02:02 PM

Kesmit

quote:
Originally posted by Barbara C:
quote:
Originally posted by Kesmit:
In fact the Energiser Bunny should have been an ant

Somehow, I can't imagine a killer ant beating a drum.

The killer ant would of course have two base drums - one for each set of arms

Kevin

Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!

November 27, 2003, 07:20 PM

Barbara C

quote:
Originally posted by Kesmit:
[The killer ant would of course have two base drums - one for each set of arms

LOL. You're right. Two drums, but can one be a snare?

November 28, 2003, 02:05 PM

Kesmit

Sure,along with a base drum on its back like a one man band,they are very versatile and talented insects

Kevin

Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!

November 29, 2003, 08:34 PM

Jessica

What about cymbals?

Jessica

November 30, 2003, 09:17 AM

Barbara C

LOL. Cymbals might work, too.

November 30, 2003, 12:14 PM

Kesmit

quote:
Originally posted by Jessica:
What about cymbals?

Jessica

Naturally these would be placed upon the base drum (on his back) an operated by a string attached to one foot.

Harmonicas/mouthorgans are out of the questionb though as they keep falling out of their little mandibles

Kevin

Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are then don't be there!