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Spook Show Series 2 on Kickstarter

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July 07, 2020, 01:15 AM
monsterwax
Spook Show Series 2 on Kickstarter
It's alive... It's Alive... It's ALIVE!!!

Spook Show series 2 is now Live on Kickstarter, and it's off to a good start. (Fully funded in 32 minutes-- just after midnight, no less.)

If you enjoy Monsters, halloween, horror, & humor, it's certainly worth a peak. There's generous swag and it starts at just $4!

Spook Show Series 2 Kickstarter



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July 12, 2020, 12:53 PM
monsterwax
No Spook Show would be complete without a good gimmick, and Spook Show 2 has its very own: Pledge just $50 for the Master set and you'll get your very own Zombie Slave... FREE!



"Indecency laws forbid us from advertising ALL the things your Zombie Slave can do... but WOW!"
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"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease." -Papa Prell
July 13, 2020, 02:14 PM
monsterwax
Recent FAQs added to the campaign:

Q: Your "Master set" promises a Zombie slave, yet the postage does not jump significantly to pay to ship such a creature. Do we really get a Zombie slave or is this just a card?

A: You get an actual three-dimensional Zombie slave (not just a card). Not only that, it will be as active as you want it to be. (It will not rest unless you let it.) You are clever to notice the postage did not increase-- but that's due more to your suspicious nature than to empirical logic. We have a long history of saving our customers money by charging only the actual postage (if not, LESS) than what we pay to mail things. Moreover, we never said your Zombie would be sent via the mail. (There are postal regulations against mailing dead things-- although technically, he isn't quite dead.) Did it ever occur to you that we might command him to show up at your door at night? (They don't like traveling in sunlight... its makes their rotting exterior look even worse.) But you bring up a good point: We should make other arrangements in the survey for those who use Post Office Boxes. (Overseas patrons need not worry. Zombies can walk underwater with weight belts.)

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"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease." -Papa Prell
July 16, 2020, 12:48 AM
monsterwax
The campaign is about to cross $10K, and a stretch goal was just added for $11K for a 2nd free promo:


"Don’t have $50 to get the “Master Set” and the Zombie slave added to your set for free? Don’t despair! If we reach $11,000.00, we’ll include a free extra promo celebrating our amazing Zombie offer, and everyone who pledged $2 or more will get it! Of course, a 1-dimensional Zombie card isn’t near as cool as an obedient, 3-dimensional Zombie that will jump when you snap your fingers, but who knows? Maybe you’ll eventually win the lottery and you can use your “Free Death Curse” on one of the Master Pledge Patrons. Then you can buy their USED zombie from their estate! (But let’s be realistic: It’s cheaper to get it now and not wait. There is no telling what a Zombie slave will go for on the open market once the general public realizes how handy they are. EVERYONE will want one!)"

(That will mean for a $2 pledge, you get TWO promos AND a free DEATH CURSE, postage paid in the USA! And that Death Curse can come in real handy-- especially during election time. Because even if you can't really chose who our leader is or isn't, only YOU get to choose the recipient of your free DEATH CURSE!)

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"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease." -Papa Prell
July 18, 2020, 11:00 PM
monsterwax
It unlocked the 2nd promo this morning as it passed $11K. Yeehaw!

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July 30, 2020, 03:19 PM
monsterwax
With 5 days left, we're closing in on the 3rd and final stretch goal: free bonus card #3!



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"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease." -Papa Prell